January 2011
It's New Year's Eve.
I’m the only one in my group of seven who is dressed up. And you know what? I’m okay with that.
December 2010
Can we talk about how my facial hair is turning...
REALIZATION II
My father assigned his secretary to shop for my brothers and me for Christmas.
My dad couldn’t be bothered to get me a Christmas present.
Warm fuzzies all around.
Realization.
Three of my all-time favorite bands have recorded music for the Twilight saga.
What the hell is wrong with me/them.
American Mouth
Hang in there, love.
are you listening?: My mom is sick and wants to go... →
harajulia:
My mom is sick and wants to go out in the 20 degree weather and and shovel.
I say, “No, Mom, you’re sick. Please, let me do it.”
So she starts rattling off the same old instructions about how to shovel she’s been giving me since I was 10. As if it’s changed or something.
So I cut her off and…
This is why you should have stolen me for break.
I like shoveling.
Or, I pretend...
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KONG
So…
I took a break from Star Wars-induced rage (courtesy of Empire at War), and installed the official Peter Jackson’s King Kong game. This is one of the only movie games I’ve played that isn’t a hunk of crap. In fact, it’s far from it.
The game is, in a word, fucking terrifying. I’ve been playing for two hours, and the only way to describe the experience is...
Remember that time?
I re-installed all of my old Star Wars computer games, with such favorites as
Republic Commando
Empire at War
Battlefront II
As I sit here in my Stormtrooper shirt and Darth Vader sleep pants, I cannot help but wonder where my life took a wrong turn.
…or a right one.
Love family gatherings.
Dad: Mark, is that shirt waterproof?
Uncle Mark: Why do you ask.
Dad: Because that jacket’s a real pisser.
Uncle Mark: Say, your shirt is pretty nice. Where did you get it?
Dad: …
Uncle Mark: Do they sell men’s clothing there, too?
